….The First Post-Game Beer Tastes So Good
August 23rd, 2007 Posted in Sports

1. You’re dehydrated so it’s your body’s way of saying you’re doing it a favor by replenishing the liquids you’ve lost.
2. Any time someone brings you a cold beverage is a good thing…even if you have to pay for it.
3. Red wine may be the elixir of life but beer usually tastes better…unless we’re talking about a great steak and a robust Merlot.
4. Beer is only one syllable so if you’ve really exerted yourself, it’s easy to blurt out.
5. For some reason, it makes me think of Homer Simpson quotes, which makes me laugh - usually out loud.