….Britney Spears is Done Like Dinner
1. She’s, well, chunky. Gone are the days when Britney was lean, fresh-faced and sexy in a trashy kind of way. Today, she’s “full figured” and looking a little more cougar-ish by the day. If anything, she’s looking a whole lot older than someone who’s only 25.
2. Her parenting skills are being openly questioned in the wake of her nasty custody battle with K-Fed. Being seen as a bad parent is much, much worse than being a bad, sluggish dancer on an award show.
3. She’s becoming more trailer trash-ish and emotionally unstable by the day, highlighted by some strange behaviour (i.e. cutting off all your hair). What ever happened to quasi-innocent school girl Britney that everyone loved so much?
4. Her “best until” date has clearly expired. If you’re in the music business and you’re marketing to a young, fickle audience, sooner or later they’re going to be looking for the next new thing. Rihanna, for example, has become all the rage - and who doesn’t like “Umbrella” or “SOS”?
5. She’s trashy and has absolutely no sense of style or what to wear…ever. Say what you will about Paris Hilton but at least she knows how to dress well…most of the time.
For more, check out this New York Times’ story on what’s in store for Britney’s future as an entertainer. For conspiracy theorists, Philly.com’s David Hiltbrand cleverly suggests Britney’s MTV appearance was doomed from the start.
