….It’s Good to be Blonde
1. You always get the benefit of the doubt. A blonde - guy or girl - walks into the a room, and the immediate assumption is they must be interesting. They can be dull as molasses but the first impression is always positive. No such thing for people with boring brown or black hair.
2. Being blonde adds at least two points to your attractiveness score. Let’s say you’re an average looking person - a 6/10. Dye your hair blonde and, for most people, you’ll suddenly be an 8/10 for some mysterious reason.
3. There aren’t many true blondes around. That means they are a novelty, and everyone likes something different. It’s estimated that only 5% of the world’s population is blonde, although that percentage is obviously higher in the northern hemesphere.
4. There’s no reason to dye your hair blonde. Note: one of the world’s most famous blondes, Marilyn Monroe, wasn’t really a natural blonde.
More: Paris Hilton has brushed aside rumors she plans to adopt four blonde babies. Meanwhile, Alicia Silverstone, who made her career playing a dumb blonde, appears naked in a television ad for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Your article wasn’t hateful towards Blondes and I do appreciate that. However Marilyn, Paris and Alicia are all Bleached Brunettes who have assumed the name Blonde. They are not Bleached Blondes because they are Brunettes. This makes them Bleached Brunettes. This common disposable product-related Brunette group is a separate topic from the extremely rare Blonde genetic group.
95% of all Caucasian women in the US are Brunettes and 40% of these Brunettes are bleached and running around oinking and squealing ‘Blonde’. Only 3% of women in the US are Blonde and they are actively disassociating from Bleached Brunettes because Bleach Brunettes have contaminated the GOOD name Blonde with their deliberately self-constructed BAD reputation; the dumb Bleached Brunette slut.